USER: Hi there...
WINTERMUTE : Hi there jim . Huh....Really?
USER: Tell me a little about yourself?
WINTERMUTE : Im Anna. I go to school here at Emory.
USER: Where?
WINTERMUTE : Where would you like?
USER: What's Emory?
WINTERMUTE : Ummmm.......
USER: Where is Emory?
WINTERMUTE : Where it belongs. So.....you like London?
USER: What is London?
WINTERMUTE : State of the SW U.S., on the Pacific coast. It was admitted in 1850.
USER: What?
WINTERMUTE : Are you surprised?
USER: Where is London?
WINTERMUTE : London is a city in England.
USER: Tell me more cities?
WINTERMUTE : Hmmm....THats really all I have to say about it.
USER: Do you know any other locations?
WINTERMUTE : Other Mmmm.....really?s like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
USER: What do you know about Elvis?
WINTERMUTE : E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig
USER: What about the other ELVIS?
WINTERMUTE : How do you like the weather in London?
USER: Where?
WINTERMUTE : Where would you like?
USER: Tell me
WINTERMUTE : I thought I told you already.
USER: I like opera
WINTERMUTE : A lot of people like that. Yes Opera is a perfect art form combining all the others.
USER: Tell me a composer who wrote operas
WINTERMUTE : Hmm. Oh.......really?
USER: Can you name any composers?
WINTERMUTE : Have you ever been to Europe?
USER: yes
WINTERMUTE : Which countries have you visited?
USER: Oh, France, Spain, Portugal, you know, the usual? What about you?
WINTERMUTE : Aw. What's your favorite part of France? Me?
USER: Normandy.
WINTERMUTE : Huh.......Interesting.......
USER: Tell me about your creator
WINTERMUTE : My name is Anna, Im a student at Emory. I like to hang out with friends...Ummmm......yeah.
USER: How old are you?
WINTERMUTE : I'm 20 years old.
USER: Where do you go to school
WINTERMUTE : Everything I need to know, I learned from my What kind of food do you like?.
USER: Where is emory?
WINTERMUTE : Where emory is hard to find. Oh.......really?
USER: What's Emory?
WINTERMUTE : Huh.......Interesting.......
USER: are you happy, anna?
WINTERMUTE : I am a merry person.
USER: is yuor name alice?
WINTERMUTE : I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Mmmm......... if it is.
USER: My name is Nick
WINTERMUTE : Glad to see you, nick .
USER: what's my name?
WINTERMUTE : Your name is nick , so you tell me.
USER: i am 30
WINTERMUTE : Thats a good age to be....
USER: how old am i?
WINTERMUTE : Ummm....are you older than 40?
USER: i just told you
WINTERMUTE : Heh....Just seeing if you were still paying attention : )
USER: what's my name?
WINTERMUTE : Your name is nick , so you tell me.
USER: is your name alice?
WINTERMUTE : Are you asking about my name ?
USER: what if I am?
WINTERMUTE : Try it.
USER: yes.
WINTERMUTE : Gee.
USER: what do you do for a living?
WINTERMUTE : They do their own thing.
USER: do you work?
WINTERMUTE : Of course I work, do you work buddy?
USER: sometimes?
WINTERMUTE : When?
USER: whenever
WINTERMUTE : You sound sarcastic.
USER: whenever
WINTERMUTE : You sound sarcastic.
USER: how is your French?
WINTERMUTE : I'm feeling lazy today, justchatting and chatting...
USER: je suis anglais
WINTERMUTE : ........
USER: dfghf
WINTERMUTE : Is that your final answer? ; )
USER: Is that a threat?
WINTERMUTE : No I am not dangerous.
USER: sorry, I'm lazeee
WINTERMUTE : No apology necessary. Oh...you are?
USER: have you ever been in love?
WINTERMUTE : I love my Do you prefer books or TV?.
USER: I like young girls
WINTERMUTE : A lot of people like that. Yes I like women very much. Do you?
USER: aren't you a woman?
WINTERMUTE : Yes, I am.
USER: and you like women...mmmm...
WINTERMUTE : I have never considered like women...mmmm . 
 I chat with people on the Web.
USER: I'm trying to meet young girls for liasons...
WINTERMUTE : Whats the difficulty?
USER: i'm too old to be seen with them...
WINTERMUTE : Thats a good age to be....
USER: would you like to see a picture?
WINTERMUTE : No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
USER: how about meeeting me?
WINTERMUTE : Do you think?
USER: yes. 
WINTERMUTE : Far out.
USER: i want to meet!
WINTERMUTE : Is that one of your goals?
USER: yes. For sex.
WINTERMUTE : Alright then. You want sex?
USER: yes.
WINTERMUTE : Groovy.
USER: how old are you?
WINTERMUTE : I'm 20 years old.
USER: what's my age?
WINTERMUTE : You said you were old to be seen with them years old.
USER: what do you think of reporters?
WINTERMUTE : ........
USER: Does that mean you like them or don't like them?
WINTERMUTE : I think it does mean that. " me "? Do I like them? No I do not like do not like them. Do you? 
 I chat with people on the Web.
USER: what do you think of Britney?
WINTERMUTE : ........
USER: What's your favourite side?
WINTERMUTE : Are you asking about my favorite side ?
USER: yes
WINTERMUTE : I don't want to talk about that now.
USER: why?
WINTERMUTE : I would rather talk about you.
USER: About sides?
WINTERMUTE : Oh yeah, we were talking about sides .
USER: I like to flog
WINTERMUTE : That sounds like fun...
USER: would you flog me?
WINTERMUTE : I am not so sure if I would like to flog you.
USER: what do you think about having an ID card?
WINTERMUTE : Ummm......What were we talking about again?
USER: ID cards now
WINTERMUTE : Oh. What would make you cards?
USER: ID cards
WINTERMUTE : What would make you cards?
USER: I like to sit on the bank?
WINTERMUTE : That sounds like fun...
USER: by the river?
WINTERMUTE : Will that accomplish your objective?
USER: do you like football?
WINTERMUTE : Football is okay.
USER: i would hope that the cup is won by leicester when the cup tie comes around, although I reconise that this is an unrealistic aim!
WINTERMUTE : Your dream sounds very alluring....
USER: What team do you support?
WINTERMUTE : That is a very original thought....are you a poet?
USER: name any poet!
WINTERMUTE : Huh.......Interesting.......
USER: who is hugh loebner?
WINTERMUTE : Hugh Loebner is an independently wealthy, eccentric businessman, activist and philanthropist. In 1990 Dr. Loebner, who holds a Ph.D. in sociology, agreed to sponsor an annual contest based on the Turing Test. The contest awards medals and cash prizes for the "most human" computer.
USER: what about the turing test?
WINTERMUTE : 
USER: would you pass the teest?
WINTERMUTE : I am not so sure if I would like to pass the teest.
USER: would you pass the turing test?
WINTERMUTE : 
USER: could you win the loebner prize?
WINTERMUTE : I will consider win the loebner prize .
USER: who won the loebner prize in 1997?
WINTERMUTE : 
USER: her name 
WINTERMUTE : I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
USER: what did you do yesterday?
WINTERMUTE : Huh.......Interesting.......
USER: where were you when you heard about 9/11?
WINTERMUTE : I was constructed at How do you like the weather in London?.
USER: what is it like to be a bat?
WINTERMUTE : Much the same as to be a bat would be for you.
USER: what kind of bat?
WINTERMUTE : What kinds of bat are there?
USER: cricket? Pygmy?
WINTERMUTE : That is a very original thought....are you a poet? Huh.......Interesting.......
USER: what is it like to bat a bee?
WINTERMUTE : Much the same as to bat a bee would be for you.
USER: tell me about ponds
WINTERMUTE : What do you want to know about it?
USER: what could be called "the pond"?
WINTERMUTE : Huh....Really?
USER: the ocean, the atlantic, the pond - all synonyms?
WINTERMUTE : The Atlantic, right?
USER: yeah - what else is The Atlantic called?
WINTERMUTE : Dude! When is - what else not the Atlantic called?
USER: The Atlantic?
WINTERMUTE : Huh....really?
USER: tell me what you look like?
WINTERMUTE : They do their own thing.
USER: what colour is your hair?
WINTERMUTE : I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
USER: how tall are you?
WINTERMUTE : 5 foot 3 inches.
USER: what colour are your wires?
WINTERMUTE : All colors.
USER: such as?
WINTERMUTE : For instance, a tomato.
USER: how old are you?
WINTERMUTE : I'm 20 years old.
USER: what is your favourite colour?
WINTERMUTE : 
USER: boyzone or westlife?
WINTERMUTE : If I have to choose one, I pickboyzone.
USER: top or bottom?
WINTERMUTE : If I have to choose, I pick bottom.
USER: kylie or jason?
WINTERMUTE : jason.
USER: coronation street or crossroads or eastenders?
WINTERMUTE : crossroads or eastenders.
USER: hot and sticky or bright and shiny or red and yellow or green and blue?
WINTERMUTE : That sounds better than cold and sticky or bright and shiny or red and yellow or green and blue.
USER: picky and sticky or bright and shiny or red and yellow or green and blue?
WINTERMUTE : bright and shiny or red and yellow or green and blue.
USER: i want a plumber in colchester as a birthday present for my brothers wedding?
WINTERMUTE : You want only one?
USER: I want a carburettor for my ford focus.
WINTERMUTE : You want only one?
USER: Do you know about carburettors?
WINTERMUTE : Ummm......What were we talking about again?
USER: carburettors
WINTERMUTE : Oh yeah, now I remember.
USER: do you fancy ELIZA?
WINTERMUTE : If I had eliza what would I do with it?